I am like 99% certain that a ghost has been calling me.
It has called me like 14 times today. Number I don't know, don't know where the area code is from. Leaves messages of complete silence, or absolutely nothing- like the voice mail prompter goes "next message. end of message." and when i try to call the number, from my cell AND from an unrelated landline, there's nothing. IT DOESN'T FUCKING RING. No ringtone, no buzz, nothing. Just silence coming through the earpiece. Endless. Silence.
So. If that's you, Calvin, stop it, you're creeping me out, write me a goddamn email or something instead. If you can type in a cell number, man...
And if it's some other dead person i know, you're all too old for cell phones, dudes.
and like...I'm creeped out y'all.
ETA if I go home and check my email and there's one from Calvin, I'm gonna shit myself.